cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

hotdamn5sos:

5SOS: I met Michael 😁
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fantasticsteve:

I wonder if Leonardo Da Vinci was a little bit gay

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impaire:

It’s 1am and I have no desire to sleep or stay awake. 

hornyteen1936:

the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy